The following are actual writings from Hospital Charts...
1 . The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 66-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,
until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Mexico Trip
I've heard hundreds of stories of other peoples vacations in Mexico. Finally, after fifteen years since our last holiday, we did a seven day all inclusive in Puerta Vallarta. And it was absolutely awesome! Below are a few pictures of our trip.
The Riu Jalisco Resort, fifteen minutes north of Puerta Vallarta. Taken from our sixth floor balcany
Walking up from the beach
The Lobby
At the beach
My wife Brenda (always looking gorgeous)
Our Pirate Ship Cruise
Memories of a scene from 'Titantic' (couldn't resist)
Brenda, Mellisa & Rick (friends we met on the ship)
Dinner in the galley
Showtime
Captain Jack & the drunken pirate?
Cruise ship 'Carnival Splendor' in the background as we sailed out of the harbour. Dreams of our next vacation...
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