Never question a Drunk

Ever hear one of those stories or jokes that you can't help by laugh no matter how many times you hear it?  For me, here's one.  Enjoy!


A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a 1L of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, 1L of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, 1 Kilo can of coffee, and 500g package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchase, the Drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single.  She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her martial status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct.  But how on earth did you know that?”

The Drunk replied, “ ’Cause you’re ugly.”