A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her
pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the
child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know, explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it
didn't move."
The following compilation are Personal STORIES as well as STORIES, JOKES and QUOTES that I've heard over the years, by my clients, since I've been barbering. Some will make you laugh, some (but not many) will make you cry, while others will make you wonder why this guy doesn’t… ‘get a life.’
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