Growing up in a small town in Newfoundland, I was told, as a child, that I had a way of breaking the tension, when Dad... 'Had Enough!'
The following scenario would be me, about five minutes after being sent to bed for the night.
"Da-ad..."
"What!"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out!"
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad…"
"WHAT!"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll come up there and give you a smack!"
Again five minutes later: "Daaaa-aaaad…"
"WHAT!"
"When you come up to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"
The following compilation are Personal STORIES as well as STORIES, JOKES and QUOTES that I've heard over the years, by my clients, since I've been barbering. Some will make you laugh, some (but not many) will make you cry, while others will make you wonder why this guy doesn’t… ‘get a life.’
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