Larry always got a joke or a story to tell. All he needs is an audience. While cutting his hair today, I was it. After his retirement about two years ago, he took a part time job at a local car wash here in town. The 'little incident' you're about to read (no pun intended), would perhaps be to Larry... 'All in a day's work.'
"I like women who are plump... pleasantly plump.'' said Larry. And as she drove into one of the car wash bays, he noticed the lady getting out of her car was just that. He thought the jeans she was wearing was, maybe just a little too tight. And on both back cheek pockets were the letters "W.'' Not that, that was part of his job... to 'size up' people as they came in to wash their vehicles. "Some things you just can't help but notice." he said.
A few minutes later he came back around the corner of the aforementioned bay, and she was now bent over, washing underneath the back bumper. With a slight glance to his left, he kept on walking, smiling to himself. He said the only word that came to mind, at the very moment, was "WOW." Picture that!
The following compilation are Personal STORIES as well as STORIES, JOKES and QUOTES that I've heard over the years, by my clients, since I've been barbering. Some will make you laugh, some (but not many) will make you cry, while others will make you wonder why this guy doesn’t… ‘get a life.’
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