The Missionary Position

During a weekly church meeting, a friend of mine was scheduled to read a list of people who had asked to be included in the congregation's prayers.

Since another church member, Bonnie, had mentioned that she and her husband were struggling with a big decision on whether they should become missionaries, my friend offered to include them on the prayer list.

So at the meeting, my friend announced in front of the whole congregation, "Let's all pray that Bonnie and Lee can make a decision about the missionary position."

Here's Today's Promo