Pub Next Door

An older married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. 

Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
 

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband:  "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money at that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"

Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next door to that shop."