Senior Driving

 This will never happen to one of us... right?

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, ''Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!''

''Heck,'' said Herman, ''It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!''