Ever have a situation like this happen?
As the railroad conductor entered our car, my friend discovered he had left his ticket at home.
Trying to joke his way out of the awkward situation, my friend told the conductor, “I’m not a dishonest guy. Look, my face is my ticket.”
The conductor didn’t miss a beat.
“And my duty, sir” he said, “is to punch every ticket.”
Trying to joke his way out of the awkward situation, my friend told the conductor, “I’m not a dishonest guy. Look, my face is my ticket.”
The conductor didn’t miss a beat.
“And my duty, sir” he said, “is to punch every ticket.”
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