For everyone who knows who Mavis is, will admit, she is a beautiful lady, who would go out of her way to avoid confrontation.
A policeman stops Mavis just outside her home in St. John's Newfoundland, and asks to see her driving licence. He says rather assertively 'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.'
Mavis promptly answers sweetly, 'Well, I have contacts.'
The policeman replies gruffly, 'I don't care who you knows, my dear. You're still gettin' a ticket.'
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