While I cut Jim's hair today, he was telling me of a little incident that he was part of about a week ago. At nearly 80 years old, he still drives and is quite active.
While driving home from the grocery store, he said a fellow drove up behind him and appeared to be very annoyed at him for no apparent reason. When the left lane was clear, the driver sped up and passed him. Seconds later they were both stopped at the red light just ahead. Jim now in the left lane and the other driver in the right. Both, at the same time, turned and looked at each other. At which time, Jim instantly turned up his right hand and gave him the 'little' finger.
I said, "You gave him the little finger? What happened to the middle finger?"
"Yeah, but I only used the metric system on him." he said.
Gotta love a guy who still has a great sense of humor, even in his eighties.
The following compilation are Personal STORIES as well as STORIES, JOKES and QUOTES that I've heard over the years, by my clients, since I've been barbering. Some will make you laugh, some (but not many) will make you cry, while others will make you wonder why this guy doesn’t… ‘get a life.’
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