A Little IRISH Humour

One morning, three Irishmen and three Englishmen were in a ticket

counter queue at a train station. The three Englishmen each bought a
ticket and watched as the three Irishmen bought just one ticket.

'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asked
one of the Englishmen.

'Be watchin and a learnin,' answered one of the Irishmen.

All six boarded the train where the three Englishmen sat down, but the
three Irishmen crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect
tickets.
He knocked on the toilet door and said, 'Ticket, please.'

The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in
hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The Englishmen saw this
happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they
decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single
ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment,
the three Irishmen didn't buy even one ticket !

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asked a perplexed
Englishman. 'Be watchin and a learnin,' answered the three Irish boys in
unison.

When they boarded the train, the three Englishmen crammed themselves
into a toilet and the three Irishmen crammed into another toilet just
down the way. Shortly after the train began to move, one of the
Irishmen left the toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the
Englishmen were hiding.

The Irishman knocked on the door and said, 'Ticket, please.'


Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the
ark, and professionals built the Titanic.