Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree, when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?''
Slim says, ''I feel just like a newborn baby.''
''Really!? Like a newborn baby!?''
''Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.''
The following compilation are Personal STORIES as well as STORIES, JOKES and QUOTES that I've heard over the years, by my clients, since I've been barbering. Some will make you laugh, some (but not many) will make you cry, while others will make you wonder why this guy doesn’t… ‘get a life.’
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