It's Started!

Bob was telling me the other day that he got home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a drink before it starts."

His wife sighs and gets him a drink.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another drink before it starts."

Say she looks a bit cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another drink. It's going to start any minute!"

His wife is furious!  She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy fat slob, and furthermore..."

Bob sighs and says, "It's started."