The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a

bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and

begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008

Models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking $950,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They

will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's

really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him

in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"